'Wicked City': An '80s killer wields a knife -- but he'll gag you with a spoon

ABC's abysmal crime series "Wicked City" (premiering Tuesday) is the last thing Los Angeles needs -- more self-reflective nostalgia for its favorite criminal eras, when men were men and dames were dames and you could leave the beheaded bodies of said dames in creative places meant to taunt hard-nosed police detectives who had no access to a DNA database or copious security-cam footage.